In the struggle for existence between zombies and humans that is infiltrating college campuses world wide, you must adapt or be killed.
If you’re a human (and who, reading this, isn’t?), adapting often involves improving your firepower — and that means a better Nerf gun. But what if you’re caught outside at night? Now there’s less reason to worry because, thankfully, Nerf has come out with the Nerf N-Strike Deploy CS-6 Blaster, which converts from a flashlight to a gun at the press of a button.
Humans: 1, Zombies… well, you might slow them down long enough to escape.
In case you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, you might not need the Nerf N-Strike Deploy CS-6 Blaster. But can you take that chance? Check out the Humans vs. Zombies website (or watch the documentary video below) to get the necessary intel. Below is a picture of the gun, which is pretty cool (see also the ad and review) — but don’t use it on the CU Boulder campus because the nervous nellies (technically, “officious killjoys”) there have banned everything but socks. (But, you know, dirty, smelly socks might be more dangerous than a Nerf bullet.) I don’t know if this ban had anything to do with the recent off-campus bloodbath that concluded the latest game, when all the humans were tragically overrun, but it could have — they might not have had sufficient target practice. In any event, if you’re involved in this struggle (and who, in the end, isn’t? See all the basics of the struggle in my post on the best zombie books), you owe it to yourself to keep up with the latest advancements in Nerf guns and weapons here.
Following is a quick hands-on video review of the Nerf N-Strike Deploy CS-6 Blaster. Also check Entertainment Earth for a big selection of Nerf gear.
For example, you might want to get the ultimate fire-power of the Nerf N-Strike Stampede ECS-50. Now that’s firepower!
Good luck, human (or zombie), from my fun-loving compatriots at Entertainment Earth…